"...You Have Such a Pretty Face..."

Today I got together with some girlfriends for lunch. The conversation quickly turned from discussing outfits to wear to the Phoenix Open to a funny bitch session about one particular phrase:

"You have such a pretty face..."

We all agreed that it was code for:

"Too-Bad-You're-a-Fat-Cow-Because-Above-the-Neck-You're-Cute-And-If-It-Wasn't-For-Your-Body-I'd-Take-You-Out".

MEN: No matter how you phrase it, it'll never come out right. It's not a compliment. Refrain from ever using this line again with any woman. Think about it this way: you wouldn't want a woman saying "Size really doesn't matter to me" after seeing you naked.

Ouch. You feel the sting?

Instead, try saying, "You're pretty". Those two simple words will suffice. You'll get farther with that. I guarantee it.

And WOMEN: stay away from anything related to size when seeing him in the buff. A few different words will suffice (feel free to combine the words at different times when necessary): "Remarkable" or "Wow" or "Oooo" will pretty much mask the disappointment.

Choose Your Words Wisely.....And that, folks, is my lesson for today!